How can I get a loan with my circumstances? Please Read.?

I work in Real Estate and because of some problems (nothing to do with me) I was supposed to get paid March 1st, but will not be getting it until April 15th. Then I will get $3000. My problem is I CAN NOT fall behind in my mortgage, so I need to get $1,000 to cover the mortgage and a few other bills until I get that money. I have really bad credit, including one item in collection right now. I also am considered self-employed. So the combination of my credit and being self-employed, I can%26#039;t imagine anyone giving me a loan, even though it would be paid off GUARANTEED as soon as I get that money. My question is, does anyone know anywhere I can find a place, or even a person who loans money to people without a credit check or other hassles? I don%26#039;t care if it has a crazy high interest rate because I will for sure be paying it off, I just really need to do this. Any help is VERY appriciated. Please note, I can not use my car or house as collatteral because they are under my mothers name.

How can I get a loan with my circumstances? Please Read.?

You might want to try for a personal loan with a major bank. Applications and decisions are often found on-line. I would also look into a second job to provide you with a little more security.